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crashcartcannibal:

huffingtonpost:

THIS DOG’S FINAL DAY PROVES WE SHOULD LIVE EVERY DAY LIKE IT’S OUR LAST

The Roberts family knew they had to put their beloved dog, Duke, to sleep after the cancer began to take over his body. So, they decided to make his final day on Earth his most special.

See more photos from Duke’s last day that will bring you to tears here.

FUCKING ONIONS

thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.


ryanishka:

dancing-living-loving:

balletnomore:

passionatedancing:

Vienna State Ballet - Ballet Parody

WATCH THIS YOU WON’T REGRET IT OMG

rehearsal feelings

2 tru

that’s me in class

carryonmy-assbutt:

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

imagine all 9 seasons of supernatural but rather than the two Winchester brothers you have the three Kardashian sisters

deepthroatdemon:

my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”

at the resturant with bae
  • waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
  • me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
  • me: you want my man or something?
  • her: wh-wat?
  • me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
  • me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
  • me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
  • him: aye calm down
  • me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck


timothydelaghetto:

amosanguis:

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

so accurate

(Source: natama-men)

causeallidoisdance:

piecesofamoonchyld:

Recently Kaige told us he wishes he could be both a boy and a girl because he likes playing princesses as much as ninjas and he doesn’t want to get made fun of. So we bought him a tutu and gave him a makeover. Meet the new and improved Kaige. If you have a problem with it please keep it to yourself and kindly stay out of his life. Which would be a shame because as you can see he’s freakin’ awesome! #letmebeme #mumblr #stopbullying

WHAT A FUCKING RAD KID WITH RAD HAIR

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

an-inevitable-truth:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

my parents do this already…

they owe me $392352355 dollars cash by tomorrow morning for copyright infringement bring your lawyer

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

ap0calypses:

noramutaofrost:

livesstillposed:

THEY JUST POSTED THIS ON THE HUB BECAUSE IT’S PHOTO OF THE YEAR

I’M SCREAMING

this deserves a reblog cause of the cuteness of it

no stop omfg


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